Laughing… Because what’s the alternative?

Today’s lease update from the realtor, “The lease has been printed and sent to the landlord for signatures.”

Wow.

I thought that happened days ago. When they told me I’d have a fully executed lease “tomorrow” (which I’ve heard for over a week), I presumed that meant that the landlord had something in his possession to actually execute. I mean, how else can one sign a lease unless they actually HAVE it to sign? I thought by asking for a SIGNED lease I was being specific enough…